NOW ACCEPTING VICTIMS

Get absolutely
destroyed.
On purpose.

Upload your dating profile, LinkedIn, gym selfies, text conversations. Our AI reads all of it, then writes roasts so specific your friends won't stop screaming.

3 Pain levels
Ego damage
0 Mercy
01

Upload your worst

Photos, bios, LinkedIn headshots, gym mirror selfies, unhinged text threads. The more you give us, the more it hurts.

02

Pick your pain

Casual ribbing? Targeted destruction? Full psychological warfare? You choose how deep the knife goes.

03

Get torched

Receive hyper-personalized roasts that reference YOUR actual life. Share them, screenshot them, cry about them. Your call.

Warm up

Basic

$9/mo
  • 5 roasts per week
  • Solid burns that land
  • Photo + text analysis
  • Shareable roast cards
Corporate chaos

Enterprise

$99/mo
  • Team roasts for Slack
  • Brutal "performance reviews"
  • Roast your boss anonymously
  • Custom roast personas
  • Bulk destruction API

Not generic insults

Every roast tool on the internet recycles the same "you look tired" energy. Torched reads your actual Hinge bio, your job title, AND that gym selfie from Thursday. Then it connects the dots in ways you didn't see coming.

Actually funny

There's an art to a great roast. It has to be specific enough to sting, absurd enough to laugh at, and clever enough to screenshot. We optimize for comedy, not cruelty.

Built for sharing

The best roast in the world doesn't matter if nobody sees it. Every roast is designed to be the funniest thing in your group chat. Content creators, this is your new material pipeline.

Corporate weapon

Slack channels are dying. Meetings are boring. Drop a team roast and watch engagement spike. It's team building that people actually want to participate in.

The internet made roasting an art form.
We're making it personal.

Torched isn't another chatbot that calls you ugly. It's a comedy engine that knows you better than your friends do, and uses every detail against you. Beautifully.